Emphasize achievement

Okay so i was drinking a faygo from the gas station yesterday and i noticed the whole "100 year anniversary" deal.
my thought on that is some old person's grandchild could be drinking that and they might say to themselves "if faygo can go on for a hundred years why can't i?"
see, a double purpose, i also found out that i am not the center of the universe, go figure

If you lived in your own universe you could be the centre of it.

Which, judging from this thread... it looks like you do.

What the heck is a faygo? Bet its not as good as a YoGo.

Oh yah you're from another country, man how could i explain it. okay it's just the same as mountain dew, coke, pepsi, and all of those except it has a product logo that says faygo

If your the center of the universe, i call pluto.... lol jk