I'll Tell You My (*dirty little secret*) If...

Lol.
I sleep with a stuffed animal still.
:D
The one he gave me for Valentine's Day
Ssshhh...it's a BIG secret though...
Well not anymore...hehe

I sit on my toilet bowl while i do toilet.

hahahahaha
disgustin.

When I was a kid I was totally addicted to computer games, I used it as a distraction for my wacky home life. Anyway, I'd get soooo into the games i was playing I wouldn't want to go to the toilet, so I'd just pee in bottles i kept in my room and line them up...little green collections of pee!

I used to think i could control the wind, up until I was about 8. I'd put on my Mothers appalling rabbit fur coat, which was full length, take my staff of wood and run around my back garden shouting and whispering at the wind like Gandalf....God knows what the neighbours thought of me.

I used to commentate on my dinners, and speak in tongues all the time...I thinik I had about 3 basic languages until I was about 10 for my food...it took me ages to eat anything But I loved it.

ah....that will do for this time...i could go on..but maybe someone is taking notes...

Ps, Blank, you had your chance to get some Kevin action in the dating game man, and you blew it...i had to write you in...ya slacker...

Sam, I must admit...I have a crush on Norvin as well. Hottie on the loose.

Sometimes I send my boyfriend home at night because I'm "tired," but really, it's to feed my Internet addiction for several hours before bed.

Less than a week ago, I went to the beach with my boyfriend. We brought boogie boards, and somehow, while riding the first big wave I caught, my bottoms came off. I think a few people saw my butt when I got to the shallow area. I felt like shouting, "Hey people, this isn't a free show. Pay up!" But I didn't. Jeff retrieved my bottoms while I crouched in the shallow end with my precious boogie.

I used to pee in the pool. I still pee in the ocean at times...

When my sister and I were younger and shared a bunkbed, sometimes I would pull my pants down slightly, climb down to her level, and press my butt against her. Yeah, it was weird, but watching her freak out made me almost piss my pj's laughing. Oh, AND...this is something I still do. Sometimes if I'm wearing PJ pants or sweat pants, I pull them down below my butt in back, but the front still looks completely normal. I stand, facing someone, talking to them...and people walking behind me get the full moon. It's great hearing the poor fools trying to muffle their shock, while the person I'm talking to has no idea what's going on.

Ha...that pants thing is ace...and you know it really gives an impression of who you are....do people often say to you that you look like you're laughing at them all the time...yeah, you've got laughing eyes. Sly, or canny as we say over here.

In highschool I used to go up to girls with one of my sweater sleeves tucked into my jeans pockey, whilst my real arm was inside my trousers..and whilst I was talking to them I'd poke my index finger out through my jeans...like a little pecker and wiggle it around....always got a good laugh that did...never got old..har har..

Haha, that last part...I used to do that too! Okay, fine. I still do. It's especially weird because you wouldn't expect a female to have a...little tan worm...come out of her crotch zipper.

And actually, I get told that a lot. Probably because it's true. Here, we call them "dancing eyes" or "laughing eyes." Always up to something...

Oh my gosh - we must be related - I do that too - I once got my friend to drive down Fremantle cappuccino strip (which is a little la di da sometimes - everyone eats outside on the strip so they see all the cars up close and personal as they go past) and she drove, hooting the horn constantly, and I mooned out the window, slapping my ass and yelling "You like that? You like that yeah!" and laughing all the way home.

I used to get water balloons and drive around and just soak any stranger I saw when we drove past them.

I sometimes acted "slow" when guys used to try to pick me up - dribble a little, pick my nose and start doing a goofy laugh. Once a guy was so angry at me for tricking him the next day at the beach he did a water log (poo in the ocean) while he was swimming past me. That made me laugh even harder.

When on our boat we'd always see "tourist" boats going past - all of them with their video cameras out and digital cameras snapping away... I'd always stand on the front and wave until they were all waving back and then I'd turn around and mood them - my ass has been videoed so many times. I'd love to know how many random's have my ass picture on their fridge. My parent's didn't like that so much.

I have an addiction with mooning. Its the coolest thing since flicking boogies.

PS - Jane... I always wee in the ocean - its so invigorating. And dont lecture me on global warming.

Its' not me issit? Sammi lamb, chops tel my its' nut me...

haha - just kidding.

Ohhhh you guys are mean mean mean mean mean. (thats one more mean than I am even).

But yes.

I know.

And sexi

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