I'll Tell You My (*dirty little secret*) If...

You tell me yours.

here's mine:

*I still, secretly, play Pokemon on my GameBoyColor... I don't know why! It's addictive... lol, it's fun just beating the game again and again and again... Lol.

Whew, glad that's off my back.

Now how about y'all's secrets!?

I sleep with my fuzzzy nite light on =D hehe

I thought i already added u on mine haha

My fav's are full...

*I love the old episodes of pokemon and can remember when they were considered new

I drink Apple juice from the jug when no one is looking. And I break open Frosting and Cookie Dough, gorge out hunks, and try to hide the evidence--which never works. So I guess that's not a secret.

^^^heres a tip...make it smooth over the chunk thats missing! so when they ask just say "that darn company, the jipped us again" lmao =D

I eat cereal without milk....there i said it, and i feel much better now that we got that out of the way

I eat cereal without milk....there i said it, and i feel much better now that we got that out of the way

Mm, let's see.

I eat Goldfish crackers obsessively.
I laugh at lame puns.
I like wearing men's cologne....

Haha, now I'm laughing! No, I seriously do laugh at lame things. I laugh at my -own- lame jokes!

I changed my picture because I was feeling a little too dark for white and blue...

You all change pictures alot, right now i'm quite satisfied with my union amry attire and sword at my side, arms crossed in defiasnce. yes sir chamberlain is serving me just fine

Why thank you, it took a bit of time but i'm happy with it

Hey, this is only the 3rd picture I've ever had on here. And I've been on for a year or so...

I still wore footie pajamas when I was 11 years old.

I've been on for seven full months

Hahahahahahahah you don't get to hear mine so ha. Nice try

I'm scared of the dark (at 18!!! lame, i know) and i dont know how to use a washing machine. ^_^ my girlfriend does all my laundry for me...

I'm in love with the old cartoon "Voltron Force"
anyone remember it???

I hurt my neck trying to give myself oral pleasure once... You know you've tried it too!

Yeah, i had to make up a cool story for why there was a bracer on my neck.

I just did, lol.

Dude, im probably going to get banned or something soon.

I think the Backstreet Boys are the greatest band on earth. I can't help it; I listen to them all the time.

Look in the sad and depressed forum, and look at the suicide note thing.

My girlfriend...

Is the most beautiful girl in the world. :)

But seriously... that's not a secret. You all know the truth! :)

My real secret is that sometimes I like to sing 'An die Freude' and 'Stille Nacht' in my booming deep voice when I get out of the shower in the morning and I still haven't gotten any clothes on.

I am addicted to driving and texting.
seriously. it is pathetic hahaha
not so much the driving as the texting
but i literally can't go a day without it
when my mom took it (texting) away for like a week
i had withdrawls. paaaaathetic hahahaa

I still think Dream Street is the coolest band ever! :)

Hope you all know who those lil buckets of cuteness are! If not, google i say!

I say most of what I type, outloud. I completely zone into the computer like a zombie and have no comprehension of what I look like or how I act when I'm on this thing for hours, chatting away--but I tell you. I get some pretty weird looks, odd remarks, and I seem to make a good amount of people laugh. Perhaps it's my low, perverted giggle? Semi-retarded expressions? I do not know.

I find myself excruciatingly entertaining. Friends, family, and my boyfriend have all said, "If you were put in a room with nothing but yourself for 24 hours, you would have the best time of your life." I make up weird chants, make stupid faces in the mirror for hours, attempt dancing like a baboon, a salsa dancer, Shakira, a ballroom dancer, a ballerina, or whatever else I can think of, make weird noises, try to immitate people, animals, and other...things. AH, the list goes on.

Oh, and I make crazy music on Garage Band...which I usually sing to. Really, it's not that bad. I should create a Myspace Music Page...Hm...

When I have a few drinks and walk home from the pub, I find the most perfect hedge I can (which has probably taken the person hours to perfect with a little manicure scissors and an eye glass) and I run up and jump into the middle of it leaving a nice human print in the middle.

When Im driving I sometimes pick my nose, roll it up into a ball and flick it into someone's open window.

I used to go stand next to the teacher if I needed to fart and then leave just before the smell arrived and watch and keep a straight face (even tho normally, when someone farts - including me - I laugh uncontrollably) so this was an accomplishment.

The hardest time I have had to have keeping a straight face was when my friend had a terrible house mate, he would scream at them all and act like he owned the joint, so one night she urinated on his grapes, let them dry, and put them back in his fridge. I had to watch him eat them the next day without laughing. Oh man that was hard!

Well - there are loads more. I have no shame.

A few random facts [not really secrets lol] most ppl dont know:

I cant ever seem to shave the little 3 hairs on the tip of my knee....its hard! lol

I laugh at times for no reason.

Ive never died my hair before and when i was born it was pitch black. & now its brown with random sun streaks lmao

I use to be on weight watchers.

I hate soda.

=]] hehe

I pissed in a friends spice rack once I was soo drunk i thought was the toilet.

I once puked on a bus, but tried to swallow it back down, and then I put my hands over my mouth..and the pressure build up, and it came out like silly string all over the people around me.

I secretly wonder sometimes If I am adopted, or if my Mother had an affair, which would explain why I am 6ft 3 and everyone else in family is under 5ft.

I make lightsabre noises when I pee.

I have nice little crushes on a few people on this website.

K I have a couple

I still sleep with my baby blanket and teddy bear

I used to think that Goku was sexy from Dragon BallZ

hahaha

HAHAHA *breathe* hahaha

Ok that was very funny. Kev you just made my day - I loved the fact you make lightsabre noises while you pee - hilarious. I cant do that - I dont quite have a ... lightsabre... thingie-ma-doo-di...

Some more... Umm...

I often get caught at work talking to myself.

I often do the Jim Owen "esculator" behind people's desks, lie on the ground and then come back up the "esculator" saying something like "sorry... just had to use the loo"... (if you haven't seen Jim Owen you probably have no idea what Im talking about).

I got kicked out of Brownies for being "too hyperactive" for the other children. :(

I've accidentally drank my husband wee wee before (there is a VERY good explanation for this - nothing kinky or crap like that... but basically it was a mix up of my peach flavoured ice tea drink and his pee... without going into it I had a mouthful, spat it out and claimed that the iced tea was OFF and where was the receipt cause I was going to take it back... that was when he collapsed on the floor laughing and I punched him in the stomach).

Ok THAT one was pretty much the worse thing I could admit to. But as I said - I have no shame.

BI - where you been hiding out lately???

Hang on - I thought I was your hot pocket of luuurve? :)

You both have to admit to something totally embarassing now - I've done it. Kev's done it. Dont be ashamed now. Dig deep - give me my afternoon laugh!

Pfft... ok yeah thats pretty bad

but still doesn't beat mine.

Angelina! Noooooo! You've joined the dark side. Along with Kevin.

Kevin, all of your confessions literally made me giggle. Tell more! (By the way, it took me forever to figure out who abby was talking about when she said "Sylvan Muldoon." Go me.)

Woah! 82 POSTS!?!?!?!?! Wow.........

Oh, another secret.

When I was younger, I used to like playing Teacher, and having students. I LOVED failing students...

Yes, now, I used to stay after school for a long time, and we had an after school thingy with one of the 2nd grade teacher's.

She used to ask us if we wanted to correct papers for her.

I would mark the majority wrong cause I thought it was fun! Oh my god, please, don't ever let me be a teacher!