I'll Tell You (*my dirty little secret) If...

In daycare I told my teacher that the little teddy bear in the lost-and-found was mine, because I wanted it really bad. The next day I did the same thing with a rubber bouncy ball. To this day I still feel horrible. I probably created the next Jack the Ripper, because I stole some poor kids bear or ball. All at the age of five

Hey. That's a sore subject. I do not like Joe. He ruins things...poor Steve...I don't care what people say about him. He's. In. COLLEGE. Humph.

My older sister and I used to run around the house naked, chasing eachother, squeeling like little piglets...up until 2nd or 3rd grade. Think about it. That's old to be running around naked...