I'll Tell You (*my dirty little secret) If...

Oooo that sucks. That must have been reallllly hot then cause just about everyone has touched hot wax but they're not walking around with scars. You really must have had hot wax. O_o

Haha, yes. It was hot, hot, hot. I also think fingertips have a bit thicker skin than the backs of hands. Could be wrong.

Well that's right but a lot of people...well...get turned on my hot wax on the stomach and stuff and I never hear anything about scars. Also sometimes people get wax on the back of their hands but ya never know. Once at this festable I got to dip my whole hand in diferent colored waxes so that I got a wax hand. Before that though I had to dip my arm in freezing water with lots and lots of ice for a few minutes before I could do this. But yeah you're right fingers are really what get waxed not usually the back of the hand or anything.

No idea. Would you like a picture of the scar?

Sure.

Darn. Well...maybe later tonight.

I'm off to ride my horses!

Ciao.

Ok c ya.

I kissed my cousin once. and i used to dress my brother up as a girl. and i've watched lesbien porn since 4th grade and im in 11th now. which should explain why im biosexual

^ Haha. That trick doesn't work for me. I'm still a bloody addict. Porn is my methanphetamine. :)

When I was eight I was riding my bike and I fell and broke my nose and now sometimes when I breathe there is this sickening cracking sound. Probably not a good thing... oh well. Also a year earlier I was riding my bike and I hit something and flew forward and my bike handle (which was really sharp) stabbed me in my stomach and knocked a hole there. Then when I was twelve or thirteen I was hit by a car while I was riding my bike and I have a bad knee and hip because of it.

I should stay away from bikes...

I was in pre-K. 3 years old mind you. I was playing house with two girls named amanda and jeniffer. I had to be the dog. I was ALWAYS the dog. jeniffer told me these little plastic bears were cereal. She told me to eat one, so I did. There ya go.
For some reason I feel like Eeyore, writing in short sentences lol.

Megan, um...I'm not sure you should be posting your lesbian porn addiction on a family friendly site. Nice one...

I'm a bit confused. What the heck is BIOsexual anyways? :\

Oh well.

New confession:
I wiped a bunch of gummy bears all over my.... er... you know on a hot day when I was all sweaty and gave them to my friend.
He ate them!! Lmao.

Heres sumthing No one on here knows about me. I had my jaw broken [RMX top jaw] for braces. my teeth were extremely messed up. the worst score the orthodonist has ever seen in my area. yeahhh that bad lol. now i have straight teeth and happier than ever. my retainers = my life lol.

I was so bad with retainers. I kept loosing them. :p

I used to have a crush on Riku from Kingdom Hearts lol. It was a long time ago.

Agree Jennifer hehe. I've spent $385 already and ive only had them for 8 months! haha. jeeeez. but then i again i have three dogs! =/ what can you expect!? =D

I once put an m&m in dog poo and gave them to my friend too and then when he ate them I collapsed on the floor laughing so hard that I got gravel burn on my knees... serves me right I guess.

Jeez mo. I don't think I'd EVER want to meet you. You would probably urinate in soda pop and put it in one of my juice bottles and just tell me it's pop. Oh no I may be giving you more ideas. O_o Do any of your friends find out that you do this stuff to them?

OH yeah - I dont do things on the sly... its more like a competition to see who can do the best practical joke on the other person. I've had my fair share done back to me. :)

And I would NEVER urinate in your soda...

"Ha, I also used to sit under trees with my friends as a kid. As the leaves fell, I would pick them up and tell them they were letters from God, which only I could read. Then I would boss the poor things around."

^Whoa, I used to do that too.

We had a guine pig once (I don't think it's spelled correctly) and the food we gave it well it had dried apples (which are delicious) in it so I often stole some out of the food bag.

I eat my horses' grain. Yummy. Hey, give me a break...it's coated in molasses.

^_^ Hey if it's edible I could care less what you eat......Is it edable or edible? ....:p

It better be.

"I tell my supervisor I am writing genius works on my computer when actually I am being a one-breasted whore of the seas."

I laughed at that for a few minutes. My confession is that I love abby. But it's no secret.

But wait, there's more!

-I'm 19 years old, and I just snuck out of my house for the first time, last wednesday. It was 5:30 in the morning. My firend picked me up in his van, and I felt very stealthy. We watched the sunrise together.

-I got caught coming back in from said sneaking. I proudly told my dad "guess what! I snuck out!" He gave me a look like I was crazy. Which I was, because... I really didn't need to sneak out, I just felt like it. Figured it was about time. So I guess my real confession is that I feel the need to force my disobedience...

-Along the lines of abby's Cassandra, my friend and I once colored her little brother's feet green when he was asleep. After he woke up, we convinced him that we were aliens, and that he was, too, and his human-looking cover was beginning to rub off.

-Between 5th and 6th grade, this same friend and I wrote and practised an entire Musical, with such illustrious songs as "A 50's girl," "I like C's and Socks," "I'm Perfect," "Til There Was You," "The Pit of Snakes" and an dramatic, operatic duet at the climax- "I'm Trapped in a Box of Wood."

-One time, in 1st grade, a girl and I wrote "ass" all over the sides of a pencil box. I had no idea what ithe word meant. When my teacher found the box, she sat our class down and said that she was very disappointed, and asked if anyone knew anything about "the really bad word." The girl and I immediately pointed at each other. Real sly, little Sib... real sly....

Okay kid we don't want your life story, by the way i like the sun, it warms me and brightens my day

Well, david, if you're going to marry me, the you SHOULD have my life's story. ; )

Oh, good! I've been wanting to settle a musical score for... . .... .

I can't believe I just typed that. I'm so sorry, I swear I didn't even intend it. I need to stop hanging out with Mickey D. My friends would beat me up with our Pun Stick. (I made it myself... oh, the irony....!) What I'm meaning to say is: thanks for the invitation to write more musicals. Sounds like a jolly good time. I assume that you'll be playing the bum?

Different than bosom friends, certainly... bums might be more appropriate, in every sense of the word.

Maybe so but not as fun and eye-catching as the first

Oooh...Princess=megan?

I'll never forget this...When i was little like 5 or 6 I picked my nose and wiped/flung it/etc onto walls and carpet until one day my dad caught me and smacked the holy ish outta my hand! grosss i know lmfao.

Hey dad!? .........no answer *looks at walls & carpet with a smirk* hmmm lmao Jk =D

Hehehe i got one...

I remember once I was playing with fire, and I remember like melting plastic straws together when i was in like 3rd grade. I got caught and they're like YOU DON'T DO THAT! No wonder i'm a pyro XD

Haha.
Sweetness.
Get some liquid paper and set it on fire. That crap burns like crazy. My bud got the hell burnt out of him when we poured it on his shirt and lit him up.

Hm... my secret is. *thinks for 10 minutes* that i help killed a opossum that was in my garage sleeping. my brother his friend and i all hit it in the head with a shovel

^ That's kind of upsetting.

Ok... here is the most deeply buried secret ever:

When I was a wee lad in Britain, around four years old, my sister convinced me on how to be famous. She told me that if I dressed up in her lacey girly bathing suit that I would become a world famous star. Er yea... my dad walked in. Yea... not fun.

Arghhh shit. lol i can imagine what happened next too.

I still listen to some aqua and backstreet boys lmao =D Backstreets back = Wooo! lol

I'm going to save my next major secret for the next thread I create when this gets to 99+

=]

I am laughing so hard at these (oh, wait, I'm seriously reading them and keeping a straight face =])

Oh, I love secrets that are only safe when in writing.

Actually, I can't wait to see the reaction of my next secret, cause it's pretty funny and the next biggest secret I have, second to being gay before I came out... Who knows why, but it's like I said: You tell me yours, I tell you mine.

Keep em comin' =]