Okay, so...THE CLUB.

Hey guys! Yeah, you know who you are. And if you don't...
X=Is in the club already.
You are:
X Sam
X The Mo
X Lizzy
X Sibyllene
Illuminatix (taken)
Edward D Zurovec (time does not permit, or so he says...)
X Kevin
X Blank Illusion
Cory Mastrandrea (sp?)
dhaval (taken)
Bob (too old)
donaldmikinisysssdfgd
X Noir
X Nicko
Neema (deceased)
X abby
X Michael D
david (deceased)
William (deceased)
X sherry
Ann Marie (a spy)
X Angelina
X even BANGBANG when she turns 18 :)
Apathetic Soul (we have decided we want you)
...
There are many more of you. Basically, if you're 18 or older, you're entertaining, and you're active on the discussion board...I'm talking to you.

I just finished 'making' a club. It's still currently called "Poetry World Domination," but that may change with your feedback. Read the description and requirements, then apply.

This is going to be pretty much the coolest club ever.

I'm going out. I expect to see some good applications when I get back :)

UPDATE: PWD is now THE CLUB. What else would we be?

Ah, I've been in a few clubs, and I always get bored of them because I miss all the weird people from the normal boards....actually I'm looking at the list now properly...and yeah you got some real cards on there.

I'll give it a try, if only to be your assistant...huh.huh.

Haha, as soon as you get Dainz or Janis to fix the Assistant Application button, sure. I would love to have you as my personal Assistant. Kind of like my secretary, heh. If you know what I mean...

But really, I think abby and you would make great Assistants. With me leading, we could do many things. MANY things.

However, I put Lizzy before everyone.

Actually...I'm going to erase what I just wrote. For now.

Yes, Apathetic...ageism.

I actually have noticed this, but please refrain from following the trends :) Unless you want to call me Goddess Janethia.

Yes, the club has been made. Lizzy, Kevin, and Mo have all joined. It's your turn.

Anyone can apply, even if we've never talked to them before. You know what? Go find the club under the list of clubs and read the description and requirements.

I would love for you to be my Assistant, but unfortunately, the Apply to be an Assistant button hasn't been working for a godawful long time. I don't know if it ever worked. Someday Janis and Dainz will fix the button, and then...then we will see what happens. But abby, in my heart...you ARE my Assistant :)

"Other younger members who are not included- never fear. Just change your ages on your profiles and start flirting with us immediately."
^ Excellent advice. Although I'm sure the Mods will disagree.

Ope, I gotta go. abby, you better apply. I'll be accepting you later tonight.

Good idea.

Wait, what? Haha, you're still in the club. What's this about not being able to access the discussions section? What the heck happened?

We need you in the club abs. Don't be a Drama Queen.

Do you see how attached I am to you? You nearly made me fall apart...Heh. But I actually was worried. I know that if you're not in the club, the club probably won't go too far. That's how valuable you are, ya see?

And I'll read your poem as soon as I have time :)

Wait...having trouble with the discussion boards? Oh no. Ann Marie mentioned that, but we thought since the club is old, there wouldn't be any problems. Stay in the club. I think I'll be able to fix the problem by tomorrow. But if I can't, we may have to wait until DAINZ updates the site again. Ugh. Anyway, I have no idea what's been going on with the club discussion boards lately. Maybe new members can't access them. I need to ask Ann. Or you can. I'll figure something out.

How inconvenient...

Lucky for you, I'm in a hurry, but I will read that poem later. Count on it.

I think 'The Club' is a wonderful nominee. Good thinking, muchacha. Have fun at your sister's 21st birthday! Avoid the cheap beer. Stick to the good stuff ;) I.e. Rum

Not that I would know. I'm but a lowly 18 year old.

HAHA.

even me. what is it about? we don't have to do what every other club does and come up with poems all the time do we? because that'd SUCK. like what is this, A POETRY WEBSITE?

oh, i get it now. adult topics. mm.

Oh...
Antiope... So harsh, so harsh...

I have been rejected. I will therefore go and badmouth you on myspace. Because that's what we underage folk do.

>_<

I just grew up... by 80 years!

Therefore I think I should qualify.
This is the internet, people!
Since when does age matter!?

[[I realize that's a bad example. Sorry.]]

Okay, step 2) Flirt with me.

** Shimmies like the Sims **

Comansnana?

^ Hurry up. Join.

Am I too late?

Sowwie Jane...* bows head real low and looks up through gap between glasses and eyebrows and makes an apologetic face* (check PM if you haven't already)

Hm.
So you find the club.
You click "join."
You write a note thing.
Then Kah-Pooof.
You see all this fun new activity shizznet on the side of your screen.
And you click on it...
But it tells you you aren't alowed.

So I am curious.
Jane, if I give you a shiny penny, will you approve me faster?

Sooper Dooper, I have approved you.

Micky D, too late? MICHAEL! No. You are not. Do you need help finding the club? Apply as soon as you can.

dhaval, it's fine. Someday we will steal you from the other club's grasp!

^ Not nearly as much, hence why you should join 'THE CLUB.' It's entertaining...more than you could possibly imagine.

Suckas! I'm kidding...But really, we may still post on the big boards. MAY.

Why thankiees, deary godessa Jane.

"Have a penny? Leave a penny.
Need a penny? Take a kiss."

It's a silly rule, isn't it? In THE CLUB, we have NO RULES. Jealous? ;)

Hey everybody! I keep updating the Mandatory Member List: Check for your name frequently.

Exactly. We don't have to follow site rules in our club. It's an Adult Club, very seclusive, and very free.

The only potential problem is, we will become so accustomed to no rules, that our lack of guard will spill over onto the main boards. I doubt that will happen. As I said, we're ADULTS. Heh.

Oh me goshhh.
"Jane's Addiction."

>_<

Paphibbet.

Yes I need help finding the club

Oh, Michael, that's adorable. Alright, here ya go:

Near the top of the page, on the same bar as the 'Discussion Board' button, there should be button that reads, 'Clubs.' Click that, then scroll down the page about 1/3 the way, perhaps less, and you should see 'THE CLUB' with about a 2" long description (give or take half an inch). Read the description and requirements, then click the 'Apply' button. An empty box will pop up. Fill it in with why we should accept you (just for kicks), and then click another button that I think says, 'Apply.'

Good luck.

Bobby, you're missing out.

That's crap. You're missing out, we're missing out...but life goes on. THE CLUB goes on too.

Hello! I would certainly join. Could I also suggest inviting my late-night-prime-minister-messaging-ex-EOP-friend Jordan? He's a cool fellow with interesting poetry, and we've been talking about finding another club for a while.

Discussions are down on all new clubs, I think. We must wait for the blessings of the gods. I'll go sacrifice the heifer now.

Sibyllene, you're in luck--this is not a new club! I simply deleted the member list and rewrote the club name, description, and requirements. The discussion board is working just fine. Hurry up and join! Tell Jordan to join as well, yes. Is he 18 or older? Good, he can join.

Look for "THE CLUB."

Done

And the benefits that come when entering this club is....

I would love to know...Lol.

^ That's kind of adorable. Old people are so cute :)

Noir, the benefits would be:

1) Easy avoidance of nincompoops.
2) Complete freedom.

Stop playing hard to get, and join us.

Jane - you little whorebags! You stole my idea and now you are claiming all the credit for yourself. I will go now and make a RIVAL club and make you jealous. Yes, thats what I'll do.

Muuuaahahahaa....

So does Sam know we're in this club now? SAM - OI SAM!!! Yeah... umm... we're not doing our Adults club anymore cause Janeypoobumheadthatsmellslikepoo has made one instead. But eh, who cares. Lets go run amok!

This club sucks.

^^

I think someone is displaying what us mortals call "Jealousy and Pride"

Noir and BI, you were both accepted, stop having such negative expectations...you worry willies. PMing me? Haha, your names are on the list! Sheesh.

I'm going to send Nuovo an offer to join THE CLUB. He happens to think I'm a moron, which is partially true, but hey. Nuovo is more intelligent than half of you lovely craps combined, and considerably younger. It would be fun to have him in our club, heh.

^ No problem at all :) If you change your mind, you know where to find us.