"The" Sober Room...#2

Well you see we made it to 162 posts, but the mods obviously didn't like us talking about how they weren't locking it, plus they thought the room looked utterly attrosous, which was the idea, but the room wasn't actually up to my standards of messy, so here we have a brand new sober room to mess up. So who wants to make the first mess in here? Black illusion? will you do the honors if you're on? If not Auzy prolly will.

That's good, and I'm glad you were the first one to post in here because it was made just for you originally.

O yay fire!!!!

Neener Neener Neener you just want him drunk. And this thread was created for his at first so I figured he should be the first to post, though I am glad to see you posting in here too.

No you just haven't been posting in ages, I had to message you to get you to come and post last time.

Pissy mood much?

Since when do we care what we are allowed to do?

Yes I believe that would be fun and greatly improve my mood, so who are we hunting down tonight?

Well he was hiding from you for a while, but then he came out of hiding and just up and disappeared.

Yea, it was because he called me Katty Kat and feared your wrath because you claim to be the only one to be allowed to use that name.

I was wondering if you would notice those two words. Yes Yes you are the only one allowed to, and I think Auzy might sing your foot a song to try to distract you.

I'll only sing to your right foot, not your left, I think your right foot feels left out because it never gets sung to. Hmm...what shall I sing?

I want to see this paper burning too. Sounds like fun!!!!

No I wanna see you light some people on fire, but in order to do that you need to burn the paper.

*starts singing...and dancing*
it's just a jump to the left
and a step to the riggggghht
put your hands on your hips
and bring your knees in tight
It's the pelvic thrust
that drives you iiiinnsaaaaannne

LET'S DO THE TIME WARP AGAIN!!!!

We only shout it out randomly every now and again. Did you dance to it too?

RHPS I don't know what that means, but yea I've heard about the shows, but I've never had a chance to go to one.

*Edit wait I just thought about it Rocky Horror Picture Show, Yea I'm a little slow today.

Oh so we're reaking havoc on the animal rights people today. This could get interesting, maybe they'll form a mob and protest with picket signs and everything.

Woot, I wonder what they'll write on their picket signs?

Oh yea man, but they don't mess with the Katty Kat. Nope I think they're scared.

Oh heck yes I mean with an unlimited arsinal of fireworks and pixie stix who wouldn't be scared.

You could explode from having to pee so bad. hehe

Oh you know that you would regenerate every little piece into a new sam so there would be lots of Sams running around, a little scary, though you could find Auzy that way.

No kidding Sam you would take over the world I think, now that would be interesting, but I can just picture it now, you would sit there and have arguements with yourself.

Haha now we can reak havoc all accros the world everywhere and no one can stop us.

Oh now we've got us a Sam who talks like yoda do we?

But you knew what I was talking about.

Could be, or it could be the fact that they don't stay up as late as you and I do, or maybe they're afraid of the Sam and Katty Kat duo that reaks havoc everywhere, they could be afraid to interrupt us.

You would, and they are all too scared of that to come in here right now.

I know those little chickens, maybe you should go hunt someone down and bring them in here.

Maybe they're smarter than us and in bed actually getting sleep.

Me too and there is no one to reak havoc on so I think I am actually going to head off to bed.

Night Night Sam talk to you later. And keep your hands of that stiff in the corner, I'm going to drink his blood later. (I'm presently reading a book about vampires, you said coffin, I couldn't help myself)

Yup me and Sam got it up from 4 posts to 59 I think in one sitting.

Are you feeling gangsta?

Ah where did Auzy go I don't want you to be gangsta.

Oh fun stuff.

*walk into the room, sees all the people, detonates bomb in toothpaste container*

Okay firstly Melvin, blowing crap up is my job. And secondly Sam I think your spider committed suicide by crawling into my mouth while I slept today, it was pretty gross, but I'm not sure it was your spider.

I didn't eat it on purpose, it was its fault, it was on a suicide mission.

Gross
you need to watch out for suicidal spiders while your sleeping kris.

I know, but I felt like Renfield from Dracula dead and loving it today
*brushes teeth*
I hope this is a clean toothbrush...

Sam where did you go? Don't make me hunt you down.

Oh yays Sam is back, so have you figured out where I'm doing the time warp yet?