Horror movie rules for survival

Just incase you find yourself stuck inside a horror movie here are some rules that you need to know in order to survive so that you might not end up like me.

1. the killer is always in the house and if you have an upstairs then, well you're doomed, horror movies for some odd reason rely on stairs

2. no matter how much you run he's gonna catch up just by walking

3. you cannot do drugs, have sex, anything immoral because you'll die right next to the comedy relief

4. the cavalry is always going to be late saving the day so you need to think on your feet

5. trust no one

6. going into the dark and scary part of the woods, and/or a dark and scary house is a BAD IDEA

7. take off the killer's reason for killing to avoid several unnecessary sequels

8. expect the unexpected, enough said

9. when in doubt shoot the killer in the head

10. when you see some sort of ritual, shrine, memento, etc etc don't desecrate it. because if you do then you'll have opened up a can of worms you don't want to get into

11. always expect the gun to not be loaded, or atleast count your shots because the whole "oh no i'm out f ammo" thing is really annoying and may get you killed

12. if you see someone taking the lead in your horror movie and they're a virgin and you're not, don't panic, and by all means do NOT run away, if you do, you'll die.

13. always have an ace up your sleeve because you know the killer will have two

14. always carry protection and i'm not talking about, well you know.

15. very few jocks and cheerleaders make it, well basically very few popular people. so it's just a warning,

16. never ever ever ever ever EVER! go and explore a strange noise! ever!

well i hope this helped and i hope you all don't die horrible, nasty, disgusting, gory, deaths

I'm just trying to help everybody out, beware

Don't fall!!! and if you find a dead body don't scream, because your going to die next.

I didn't say hey add on. that's it, you're first to die

Hey

Thanks for the advice now il try n do that when im in a nightmare lol cuz i have alot of them really bad ones to.

Cheers

Omg i hate movies where the person is in bed sleeping and hears a noise outside and goes to investigate and gets killed...

I mean stay inside and sleep!

ughh

^LMaozjg.

9. when in doubt shoot the killer in the head

Hahahaha.

Haha too funny.

You should add that splitting from the group to find the exit faster always results in death. Always. And yet, they always do it.

Lol good stuff.

I'll have to make this a pocket reference for the next time that guy in the hockey mask decides to sleep over.

Maximus. I am going to marry your avatar.

=D

Michael

LOL

Cheers

Found it on facebook.com

The last thing the teenagers said before dying?:

Ok, let's split up...

(Stupid teenagers)

Hahahahahahahahahaha :]

Run....

Dont hide always find you

Dont answer the phone

Always keep a lookout

Wen killer is on the ground and you think he's dead that Mofo isnt and never has been.

Stay away from windows of course

Never watch the ring video cuz youll die in 7 days

Oh and did i mention run. someone above me said walk.... Bull

You could of course bypass all these rules by living in Scotland.

We don't have horror movies in Scotland, not stabby cutty ones anyway....

[now comes a list of horror films based on Scotland from smart asses]