Another edition of weird thoughts

Whenever people think of porcupines they think pokers, when i think of porcupines i wonder how they can swim and how many marshmellows i can stick on them for roasting

i like rainbows but i'm not gay, i want a shirt that has a rainbow but says "not gay" under it, to show i'm not hate monger i should write "but supportive" under all that.

i think it would be funny if someone put a "pull" sign on a rotating door, i wonder how many would fall for it

pillow fights:
man + woman = great
man + man = gay
woman + woman = awesome
man + pillow = crazy
pillow + pillow = crazy awesome

(if two pillows who are the embodiment of comfort decide to duke it out what hope do we have)

i don't believe in fillers when it comes to conversation, any sentence that is not complete unless it ends with "in bed" "ladies" or "sort of" is a dangerous sentence

example:

i decided to pet my dog today (in bed)
i'm having some trouble could you help me? (ladies)
we finished the surgery you're going to be fine (sort of)

In all honesty, I probably would.

If a guy is a chick magnet he better watch where he turns because he could quickly become a chick repelent

Pillow fights:
man + woman = great
man + man = gay
woman + woman = awesome
man + pillow = crazy
pillow + pillow = crazy awesome

...LOL

Below this sentence is the pie chart on procrastination

Lol awesome pie chart.
describes it all!

Assumptions:

law and order is mainly about rape and law sorry to burst your bubble, what does that say about the viewer? gross

CSI is all about death, notice alot more people like it more than law and order, can you guess why?

Numb3rs tries to make smart guys look cool so that kids will want to learn math, if i could understand alf of what the show's dialogue is i'd like math too

ponytails are alright on horses and unicorns but not on your dad's head, notice nine tenths of men who have ponytails are balding in the front, maybe they think the ponytail hair will migrate north

Heheh. I'd defiantly fall for the rotating door trick :p