Well it kinda went like this....

In this disscussion, a story will be told of sumones day... and then they will sudenly stop anywhere, and the next person will have to contiune on with the next part of there story...

Ok so today, i was walking down the street to get my low fat frappachino wen a dragon swoops dwn and grabs me, taking me high up in the sky... i suddenly relise that

I had forgotten my keys. So i had to go back to

My sister's bedroom, but the dragon still had me in his grasp! I fought my way out of his grip, falling onto a...

Softest bed in the counrty... All of a sudden i seen the face of a beautiful prince who

I thought i'd love for as long as I could, but he turned out to be a frog. sigh. anyhow,

So i decided to remeber home my mum used to read my the frog prince.... so i kissed the....

Toilet. it tasted goooood. and so barack obama gave a speech the next morning,

But he was still drunk from par-taying hard last night with

My nasty grandpa! then all of a sudden barak obama started singing...

"i'm singing in the rain" while drinking beer, dancing in circles, just when the door opened and...

Bill Clinton walked in in with the woman he didn't sleep with, and Barack offered Clinton a beer, but....

Clinton KO'd all over the floor. Barack then decided to bring him home and..

"have some fun (but without michelle ;)!" and so after barack and bill's "happy hour", the two considered a third party, that goes by the name of bushpig..

The bushpigs name was nicole... she squealed like a bushpig to, like the ones in australia that dig up dirt and eat roots... anyways, i went....

To rome and met a man named lionel. he was a very messi person, but he told me he'd just beaten a little boy at football who couldn't ron(aldo) for his life...

Then I came to Georgia where I had sweet tea with a blind woman namded Edna. She was a sweet old lady expect for when I gave her too many sugar cubes...

She got high and started to "dutty whine" on her own. she tried to attack me with her wooden stick, but I ran out of her abode and on to the motorway, where I found a large sign that said...

"Must be nude to enter" and I was already naked I walked on in and found a seat next to this guy named Pinky who was covered in..

Tomato juice. When I asked him why he was covered in tomoato juice, he leaned in real close to me so that the tomato juice was dripping on me and said....

I like the way it smells. I was so freaked out by this guy that I just left the race in a hurry in search of my...

Pet pig named cheryl! she's a wild hog. the day was hot and I found that after all that running, I'd made my way to Texas, home of the creepy chainsaw freaks! So an old lady in a broken down caravan opened her door and said "names mary jane" - but really, she was the evil witch from the hansel and gretel story...

She said i smelled nice and asked me to come inside. like an idiot i ran and as i was running i heard a chainsaw start in the back ground. i was too afraid to turn around when i tripped over a...

Post it. and i fell hard onto the floor and...

Ripped open my knee. I quickly got back up and realized there was no chainsaw behind me or no old lady. So I hopped for about three miles to the nearest...

Toilet cubicle coz I REALLY HAD TO GO. once relieved, i decided to...

Go to walmart and buy some butter, rope, purple eye shadow, diet coke and pickles for...

The party at my friends house. We were going to make face masks from diet coke and pickles, but I dropped my bag and broke the pickle jar when I saw....

That my knee was still bleeding! so i.. ..

I fell to the ground and screamed for a few seconds when a family saw me and called the police. They thought i was crazy and put me in a staight jacket and took me to the mental ward where i met...

My sister! i said to her " i left my keys in ur bedroom!! " she said ".. .. ... ." so i left and ...

Decided to run through the halls yelling...

I need lithium and one of the nurses said "hold on dear," then i sat against the wall and look up at the ceiling when i saw a...

A giant poster of a clown. I started screaming, and they put me in a padded cell decorated with ducks, where I began to...

Kill the time with an axe, then proceeding to chow down on some

One's chicken that they left hidden in the wall. After finishing the chicken i felt a burst of...

Rasperry in my left ear, I couldnt believe it when a massive colony of

Hummingbirds came flying out of the air vents i was so shocked that i...

I jumped five feet up in the air and screamed....

"HOLY SHORTCAKES!" I started pounding on the door. The door opened and guess who was standing there?...

Zac Efron dressed in a black suit holding a cookie in his hand....