Sticks and stone may break my bones but whips and chains excite me, so throw me down and tie me up and show me that you like me!!!
(not mine)

It's not illegal if you don't know you're doing it.

If you walk your father to school because he's in the same grade, you might be a redneck.

If you're not living life on the edge your taking up too much space~~

"It's not that I can't dance, it's that I'm overly caucasian."

Two muffins are inside an oven, one muffin turns to the other muffin and says "man its hot in here" the other muffin says"WOW a talkin muffin!"

The voices may not be real, but they have good ideas!

Well, they say opposites attact...so I sincerely hope you meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

"If your parents never had kids...chances are you wont either..."

-unknown

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!