Funny relationship quotes

You ever meet someone and your souls connect?
Yeah, me niether.

by Merci Perpe
at 2012-02-03

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

Biitch; Donnt Try To Fuken Rat Me Out ! Kuz I Know More Shit Bout Chu, &&' We Can be Even Just Like that !

by Magdelisha
at 2012-01-28

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

All i know to say is get a life for your a sucka and not a pucka

by john ( F P C D )
at 2012-01-27

rating: 3.7
votes: 3

Advertising for dates bring postersize smiles, in real life smiles are modest.

by Ole Carsten ( F P C )
at 2012-01-24

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

Love is not for me and im not for it so i guess that's y i ididn't show up on our wedding day! :)(:

by BROKEN WINGS FLYING TO THE ONLY ( F P C D )
at 2012-01-23

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

If you can't eat it or sleep with it,piss on it and walk away!

by brannon
at 2012-01-21

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

Junk food and men are one in the same.
At first they're great and you can't get enough, but then they leave you with extra baggage.

by Sharon ( F P C )
at 2012-01-20

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

; You text him, & he doesn't text back.
He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

by Rhiannon
at 2012-01-02

rating: 4.5
votes: 14

"why date a jerk who'll barely look at you, when there are dorks who'll love you."

by h3l0v3dm3 ( F P C )
at 2011-12-29

rating: 4.5
votes: 6

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

by Bree ( F )
at 2011-12-22

rating: 4.5
votes: 8