Funny relationship quotes

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Wow, I suppa love myself too;
but I like the hell out of you.

by mzlovehate
at 2009-07-03

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

Violence may not be the best option -
But it's still an option!

by No Lies Just Love ( F P C )
at 2009-07-02

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

Which refrigerator did you place your heart in? It's so damn cold.

by Caramel Bliss ( F P C )
at 2009-06-28

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

Stop playing hard to get. It looks stupid on you.

by Caramel Bliss ( F P C )
at 2009-06-26

rating: 0.0
votes: 0

You said you would die without me, so then why are you still alive? lol

by brokenturtle
at 2009-06-18

rating: 3.5
votes: 6

Love is like an itch. You fcukin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.

by Lone star
at 2009-06-18

rating: 2.8
votes: 4

I used to get butterflies whenever i knew i was going to see you that day and when i did, The world would just fade away and it would be just you and me..
But things changed and now its just me..
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by Ashley ( F C )
at 2009-06-16

rating: 3.0
votes: 2

Please check out this music blog

http://soundtrackofmylifecv.blogspot.com/

by The Girl From Yesterday ( F P )
at 2009-06-14

rating: 1.0
votes: 2

Define player: my exboyfriend

by amaze me xo ( F )
at 2009-06-14

rating: 5.0
votes: 7

& you held my hand and took me right back to times we had

by Ashley ( F C )
at 2009-06-13

rating: 1.0
votes: 1