Funny relationship quotes

Theres a lil bad in everybody, a lil good in the worst of us, and a lil freak in all of us :D

by On Cupids Bad Side ( F C )
at 2010-03-08

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Love may be blind but jealousy has 20-20 vision

by BloodyBrokenAngel ( F P D )
at 2010-03-05

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When life gives you limes and you dont want them, simply say no thank you and give them back.

by soul boy
at 2010-03-03

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"Love's an excuse to put up with shit that you shouldn't"

by Ally ( F C D )
at 2010-02-22

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If You Don't Turn Around
& Look At Me Anytime Soon..
People Are Gonna Start Calling Me A
STALKER.

by SRI ( P D )
at 2010-02-21

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I was dead the second u walk through that door, my heart skipped a beat for u

by Jeff
at 2010-02-18

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God has seemed to have given me the ability to understand what people want to hear, and then say what they need to hear.

by Chris
at 2010-02-18

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If you are not genuine, honest sincere, or brave
the God of poetry:
"inspiration"
would cease you
and
your poetry

by ddavidd ( F P C D )
at 2010-02-12

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If u force sex upon a stripper is it rape or shoplifting?

by jasmineAkAMrzRoss ( P )
at 2010-02-06

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That 70's show
jackie: poor person, where's my drink??
fez: where's your drink?
wheres my drink?
you wanna know where your drink is..its up ur ass

by Love Me Dont Like Me ( F )
at 2010-02-04

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