Funny relationship quotes

Her: my stomach tingles
him: you got butterflies in your stomach for me
her: no, i just gotta throw up

by teardrop
at 2009-11-16

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

PLEASE READ ME NEW POEM LOVE N MUSIC

by ashley
at 2009-11-09

rating: 1.0
votes: 1

You smeared yourself with honey and waked into the bear pit

by sammie ( F )
at 2009-11-08

rating: 3.0
votes: 2

Its not that i dont like you, i just dont like you, like you lol wtf?!

by brokenturtle
at 2009-11-05

rating: 3.0
votes: 2

Me: i have a heart that pumps blood. you on the other hand have a stone that pumps acid

Him: well hearts are fragile and blood is weak. stone is strong and acid is corrosive so i don't have to worry about getting hurt

by tyler
at 2009-11-02

rating: 4.6
votes: 5

What happend to the love?!
What happend to the smiles?!
If they're all done I have ONE more question...


What happend to making cookies with me!?!?

(lmao ANNAFRED love you!)
i have messed up friends:P XOXO

by Black Heart Still Beating ( F P )
at 2009-10-28

rating: 2.3
votes: 3

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctor is cute screw the fruit!

by The Ghost Of Me ( P )
at 2009-10-25

rating: 5.0
votes: 8

I don't want a broken heart; I will lose the pieces

by ashley
at 2009-10-21

rating: 4.2
votes: 5

Sex is a race where you dont want to cum first

by HeaveNorHELL ( F )
at 2009-10-20

rating: 4.5
votes: 2

BeLIEve

by imyours4now ( F C D )
at 2009-10-17

rating: 4.7
votes: 3