Funny relationship quotes

Heyy Everyone. Can People Read And Leave Comments On My Poems Please. I Will Do The Same:) xx

by Jessyka Morgan ( F )
at 2008-07-06

rating: 1.0
votes: 1

I love you like how a lonely man loves watching porn!

by Jan 1 half ( F P C D )
at 2008-07-05

rating: 4.0
votes: 1

"You look just like Britney Spears. . . .
Except you're not some fat guy."

-Family Guy

by Babs the Ripper
at 2008-07-04

rating: 3.7
votes: 3

Hey, yeah you! Come back here, oh please come back! My precious heart don't chase after him!

by Jasmine Mitchell
at 2008-07-04

rating: 3.0
votes: 1

I gave the Key to my heart to so many boys i had to change the lock
=]

by Rachel
at 2008-07-04

rating: 4.0
votes: 2

Save a whistle, blow a lifegaurd

by Mimi ( F P C )
at 2008-07-03

rating: 5.0
votes: 2

I'm not staring at your butt;
I'm just admiring your back pockets

by Refuse2Giveup ( C )
at 2008-07-02

rating: 5.0
votes: 1

The devil wears prada :)

by SufferingInSilence
at 2008-07-02

rating: 3.0
votes: 2

The statistics on insanity are that 1 in ever 4 people is suffering from some form of mental illness-
Think of your 3 best friends.
If they're okay, then it's you.

by xXYouR PersonaL RaG DolLxX
at 2008-06-30

rating: 3.7
votes: 3

He had an apple and twisted the
stim of the apple saying
she loves me she loves me not
it broke on she loves me

by Brenda
at 2008-06-29

rating: 3.0
votes: 2