Funny relationship quotes

Treat your wife with the innermost respect, treat your friends and colleges with respect, and then give yourself a treat, no one else do.

by Mads Avnboeg ( P )
at 2009-09-06

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If your nice, you can call me sweety. If your sweet you can call me hunny. If your hot you can call me tonight. :)

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"So did you stab Edward Cullen with a pencil or what?"

-Mike Newton

by LOrii Baybee ( F P C )
at 2009-09-04

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SEX IS NOT THE ANSWER!

Sex is the question.

"Yes" is the answer.

by deity ( F )
at 2009-09-03

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Happy 30th its better to be over the hill than burried under it

by sammie ( F )
at 2009-08-25

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"DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART. It's not a toy."

by Bethany
at 2009-08-25

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"DON'T PLAY WITH MY HEART. Can't you read? Not for 3 years old and under."

by Bethany
at 2009-08-25

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A woman once said to me that a man is like a deck of playing cards: you need a heart to love 'em, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash is
f u c k i n g head in, and a spade to bury the bastard

by imyours4now ( F C D )
at 2009-08-21

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I ran up the door, and through the stairs, said my pajamas and put on my prayers, i turned off the bed and jumped into the light, and all because you kissed me good night

by sammie ( F )
at 2009-08-20

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Live your life
laugh out loud
love your heart out

by isabel
at 2009-08-16

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