Funny Quotes About Life

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  • ALCOHOL;;Enjoy it now because after College its called Alcoholism.

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  • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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  • Great minds discuss Ideas,
    Average minds discuss Events,
    Small minds discuss People...

    by Ashley
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  • YOU'RE ONLY YOUNG ONCE SO BE BAD BREAK THE RULES
    GET CAUGHT && MAKE iT COUNT.

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  • I dont get scared wen i watch bloody horror movies, i can ride on roller coasters without a sound, im not scared to go outside in the middle of the night if i hear a noise........but i get scared when the toast pops out of the toaster. :D

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  • Humpty dumpty sat down on the bed, little bo peep was givin him h3@6, as soon as he came she started to weep, cas she knew by the taste he'd been fugeing her sheep!!!

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  • Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.

    - Louis Hector Berlioz

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  • Lol. something you type when you don't know what else to type.

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  • News flash - UP YOURS!

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  • Girls suck. One day they're all milling around in the Rainbow Brite section at FAO Shwartz. The next day someone has breasts. after that its all about getting boys to like you and whoever dies the thinnest wins

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