Who said?

Who said, Second chances
were supposed to be fun?
Instead of a crying on a suitcase
she's brandishing a gun!

You better get on your knees
and say, "Oh lord", because your
hitting every step with your chin
as your diving out the door.

You'll have to be more desirable than
just a bouquet of flowers, when you
come back for what she has set up
for you with the showing of her gratitude,
all along the watch tower.

Instead of commenting on how
she looks pretty, you might want
to rethink that and plan on
leaving this city.

Second Chances, no thanks, no Mama.
I'm catching the next flight to Japan!

Before you say, I do and I am, please,
understand Miranda Lambert will be singing
your theme song in front of the bridesmaids,
holding a shotgun, while, keeping
chorus with the band!

The End.