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Girls are like phones. |
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A broken heart, continues to beat. A broken mind, continues to think. A broken body, will continue to mend. But a broken soul will be your timely end! |
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Excuses are like butts and everyone has them and they're all full of sh*t. |
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Yesterday is Today so Today must be yesterday and Today is Tomorrow so Tomorrow is Today. |
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Enhance the total dork in yourself and enjoy it because life is to short to be cool* |
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~*~YoU nEvEr KnOw WhAt YoU hAvE uNtIlL iTs GoNe So TaKe WhAt YoU hAvE aNd KeEp It ClOsE tO yOuR hEaRt~*~ |
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A good friend of mine always said- you only get one body so you should be happy with it |
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I wish Grandma was like the toothfairy and lived forever |
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Guys these days dont respect you for who you are they probably only respect you for what you look like or how far you'll let them go |
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Everything good in life is either fattening, illegal or causes cancer in rats. |