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It's funny how everyone tries to change me from what I truly am meant to be.. |
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A mother who seeing there are only 4 pieces of pie for 5 people promptly announces she never did care for pie |
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"If you cant impress them with your intelligence, baffle them with your bullshet." |
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"Never underestimate the power of a blonde - especially when theres more than 1." |
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Extreme is not a mood...It's a life-style!! |
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Life is like a box of chocolates...you always get the coconuts first. Does that ever stop you from trying another one? No, you go for the gold, and find the chocolate covered cherries! |
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Words said, it matters not what they mean, it matters only that they were said. |
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There is always a cure for life, but not one for death |
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It's funny how the real me lives online, while the fake me lives my life |
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Sex is when a guys communication |