Maria Can't Do Math!

by StephanieMichelle   Oct 24, 2008

My friend Maria wrote this during math class yesterday. Its Hilarious. Keep in mind... THIS IS NOT MY OWN WORK!!!

La! La! La! La! La! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!
I can't do my math... It makes me think of a giraffe.

Sometimes I want to sass a giraffe cause idk my math.

Math is like a whole other language of confusion...
Its an illusion.

This chair is pulling on my hair, but I don't care.
I care about my math, but math does not care bout me or my hair, probably not even this chair.

Kelly does math like she takes a bath.
Stephanie knows her math like she knows her calf.
Juani works math like she drives a raft.

I ask for help
but I might as well swallow a belt.

Or stand on sleet out on the street.
My teacher looks at me like my head is empty.

Someone help me!

I must sit in math and write this rhyme.
Because I don't know how else to use my time.

Copyright (C) Maria Gomez

(Like i said my friend Maria wrote this. Not mine!!)


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  • 9 years ago

    by coreys girl

    Ahahaha thats funny
    i hate math but i have to try no time to do poems of any kind lol

    <3 shelby

  • 9 years ago

    by Unamed

    Hahaha...this is not good at math either!!!!! haha!

    <3 Aly

  • 9 years ago

    by twilightfan

    OMG! so funny 5/5