Funny Poems About Life
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My Nokia sings its mono tone
No one dares to call too long... -
Mom, don't pick the phone tonight
I'm downloading songs till morning light... -
Downloaded songs the whole damn night
Picked the tracks and got them right... -
Up in the morning, before crack of dawn.
Limbering up on, next doors front lawn... -
I'm thinking about divorce,
I'm considering a discourse... -
THE HUNGOVER MAN
Last night the world was great he sighed, we... -
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The sands of time running through my fingers
I am ready to make glass [pass the soda and lime... -
I am landing on my feet
Did I ever have doubt... -
things that can be built in the air
This be my delight, fleeting as an alcoholic high... -
There once was a diver so fine
Dumpster diving with skill divine... -
It's Saint Patrick's day
And we will celebrate our hero today... -
Be fearless he said as I heard the bell ring,
They can smell it you know and it won’t mean a...