Cheerleaders are..

by Lost2Life   Jun 9, 2005

Cheerleaders are happy
Happiness sucks
Cheerleaders clap
They look like ducks
They think they are all that
And a bag of chips
When really they are
A bunch of twits..
Cheerleaders flirt
And act (dress) like s!uts
Cheerleaders are dull
What a bunch of puts
Cheerleaders are stupid
They need some air
Cheerleaders take forever
Just to do their hair!!
Cheerleaders are whinny
annoying and full of themselves too
They are planning on taking over the world
Oh whatever shall we do?
Yes i know not all cheerleaders are snobs but most are


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  • 11 years ago

    by fakesmile

    Diz poem is funny as hell... you're right not all cheerleaders are snobs BUT most of them are!

  • 12 years ago

    by josh baker

    funny as hell.

  • 12 years ago

    by BrokenMisery

    HAHAHAHA, notice that the cheerleaders dissing your poem ARE ACTING like the people in the poem- and wonder why the stereotype is offensive- look in the mirror- most (not all) are acting it- stop saying your perfect- coz ur NOT! GET A ******* LIFE! Well I reakon the poem is funny. Which is why its IN the funny section. Keep it up!

  • 12 years ago

    by Flea

    primo poem
    all those people being as$'s bout it need to shut up coz if you dint notice it sed...not all cheerleaders are like this just those ppl going "im a cheerleader bla bla bla i lift people they are heavy bla bla bla" should cram a fork in there all of it before u start being all..."COMPLAIN COMPLAIN" wan kers...
    I loved the poem tho!
    and we dont even have cheer leaders in my country!!!
    Keep Scribblin'
    Catch Ya

  • 12 years ago

    by lisa

    i loved this was hillarious..5/5 great job...and thanks for commenting mine