Men Are Like...

Men are like laxatives...they irritate the shit out of you.

men are like Bananas...the older they get, the less firm they are.

men are like weather...nothing can be done to change them

men are like blenders...you need one, but your not sure why.

men are like chocolate bars...sweet smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.

men are like commercials...you cant believe a word they say.

men are like department stores...their clothes are always half off.

men are like mascara...they run at the first sign of emotion.

men are like popcorn...they satisfy you, but only for a little while.

men are like snow storms...you never know when there coming, how many inches you will get, or how long it will last.

men are like lava lamps...fun to look at but not very bright.

men are like parking spots...all the good ones are taken, the rest are handy-capped

men are like coolers...load them up with beer and you can take them anywhere.

men are like coffee...the best ones are rich, warm, and keep you up all night.

men are like horoscopes...they think they know you when they are completely wrong.

please rate or comment and tell me what you think!!

-kk-