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by JBoy Aug 14, 2005
Fun, humor /
Alright I know im a guy and all but girls are always saying these things about guys so here's all the ones i found..
Men are like â€“ Floor Tiles. If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
Men are like â€“ Bank Accounts. Without a lot of money, they donâ€™t generate much interest.
Men are like â€“ Blenders. You need one, but youâ€™re not quite sure why.
Men are like â€“ Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like â€“ Coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like â€“ Commercials. You canâ€™t believe a word they say.
Men are like â€“ Computers. Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like â€“ Eskies. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like â€“ Copiers. You need them for reproduction, but thatâ€™s about it.
Men are like â€“ Government Bonds. They take so long to mature
Men are like â€“ High Heels. Theyâ€™re easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like â€“ Horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like â€“ Lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like â€“ Mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like â€“ Parking Spots. The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
Men are like â€“ Popcorn. They satisfy you, but only for a little while
Men are like â€“ Snow Storms. You never know when they are coming, how many inches youâ€™ll get or how long they will stay.
Men are like â€“ Used Cars. Both are easy to get, cheap and unreliable.
Men are like â€“ ATMâ€™s. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like â€“ Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like â€“ Newborn Babies. Theyâ€™re cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
Men are like â€“ Crystal. Some look really good, but you can still see right through them.
Men are like â€“ Dry Cleaners. Most work fast and leave no ring.
Men are like â€“ Laxatives. They irritate the sh*t out of you.
Haha this made me smile
I love the ones on the laxatives, commercials and the blenders-you need one with no apparent reason! Hahaha. Nice wit.
Love it, last line especially!!!
Lolx most true and funny 5/5
Wow, that was amazing, the first poem that ever made me laugh!!! Outstanding poem, I truly love it, 100/100!!!!!! Two thumbs uo, I loved everything about this poem!!!