Another dumb blonde (not a poem)

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee he's going through his usual dumb Blonde jokes when a Blonde woman stands on her chair and starts shouting:
"Ive heard enough of your stupid Blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype woman that way. What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? Its guys like you who keep woman like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and you kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blonde's, but woman in general...and all in the name of humor!"
The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the Blonde yells,
"You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little jerk on your knee!"