Other Funny Poems

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  • There's a type of mouse called a Nonny
    That no-one ever sees...

  • Ode To A Sprout! 3

    by Jemia de Blondeville

    Oh wonderful beautiful sprout
    So great when you're in...

  • Defiant

    by Walter

    I lock all the doors and the windows I latch
    You might be cunning but your prowess I match...

  • Oh, crackers! (senryu) (20) 10 WIN

    by Keira Pickard

    Infuriating,
    unwanted house guests keep on...

  • Turn Around if Possible (senyru) (22) 13

    by Keira Pickard

    Turns that aren't taken;
    now that I am lost, I wish...

  • I'm going to write a poem
    And try to make it rhyme...

  • Shhhhh - Senryu (1) 3

    by Walter

    It's funny how you
    Don't miss the silence until...

  • You are. 3

    by Michael

    The name is Claus,,, Santa Claus
    yes, all said, in a Roger Moore pause...

  • Bugs suicide

    by Su-Tshant

    I was home alone..
    Reading a letter under a candle light...

  • Baby logic 1

    by Beautiful Tragedy

    It’s 3am and all through the house;
    Not a creature is stirring...

  • Trouble on the Poop Deck (1) 3

    by Larry Chamberlin

    Back then Admiral Hornblower controlled
    all the coast of Spain where he waylaid...

  • Gadgets (3) 4

    by Milly Hayward

    Blip..... Blip.... pinkle plonk...
    electric sounds are my bane...