I know this question might be odd
But what do vegetarians feed their dogs?
Are their dogs allowed to eat meat?
To have a tasty bacon treat?
Isn't it plain to see,
They would feed their dog Pedigree.
It's full of nutrition
This is not fiction.
No need to worry about protein
Even if the dog is thirteen!
So when a vegetarian feeds their dog,
Do not think of it as being odd.
For the dogs are happy without meat
They can live without their doggy treats.
Their owners can buy them doggy bones
Even if they have to take out a loan!