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by Tara Apr 5, 2007
Fun, humor /
A hobo once licked my foot,
he said it tasted like cheese
so he kept on licking my foot
don't ask why oh please.
he licked my foot again
and then up my leg
i tried to kick him away
but all he did was beg!
so i let him lick my foot,
he was like a friend to me
but when i walk by people in the mall
they would scream run away and flea
so my hobo licked my foot some more
until i asked him to stop
but all did was like my foot
so i ran i called the cop
"sir sir a hobo is stalking me
he is lick my foot, i beg you please,
to come down here and get him off
before i get a foot disease!"
"huh a hobo is licking your foot?
well girl i have never heard such a thing!
haven't you checked your calender,
it the middle of spring"
"why sir i don't care about spring
or the heat
sir sir i want you to get this
hobo off my feat!"
so the police came down
and detached the hobo
why i am writing this
i really know!
i was tired one day
and didn't know what to say
but i couldn't find word to stay put
but can this hobo stop licking my foot!!
by Black night
Lmao - great poem, was hilarious. Dont matter it just came out, thats how poems are born and are meant to be - able to run free. Lol loved it
Well done its good to laugh, I liked it
Lmao.. great poem. It made me laugh.
That was really funny i loved it al the way lol
That made me laugh!!
I love hobo's, me and my friends made friends with one once and called him Scamps. But we think we killed him =|
anyway! lol.Great poem!