Clothes as a gift are always nice.
Prezzies are good, unless received twice.
A flower shows love, but eventually dies.
Fancy meals taste nice, but reside on the thighs!
Music's always good for a listen.
Make-up helps you shine and glisten.
Only kids get away with games and toys.
Gidgets and Gadgets are designed for the boys.
A good picture says a thousand words.
Computer games are only for nerds.
Socks and underwear are only for dad.
Toiletries are nice unless they smell bad.
A holiday works, until down comes the rain.
Health spa's are great if you withstand the pain.
A crate of beer will put hair on your chest.
But it wins by a mile. Money's always the best!