compliments at a bar

A man in a bar is enjoying his drink when he hears a voice say, "You look
great!" He looks around, but there is nobody near him. He hears the voice
again, "No, really, you look just terrific!" Again he looks around.
Nobody! A few minutes pass, and again he hears the voice, "Is that a new
shirt or something...because you look absolutely stunning!" At this point
the man realizes that the voice is coming out of a bowl of nuts on the
bar. "Hey," the man calls to the barkeep, "what's with there nuts?" "Oh,"
the bartender answers, "they're complimentary."

lmao! funni! hehe

LOL Oh Goodness That Was So Funny I Wasnt Expecting That One! LOL.

lol, that was a really nice one.

A man walks into a bar and walks up to the bartender " Bartender, line up 4 shots of bourbon here, I`m celebrating my first blow j*b!" The bartender replies " Well hell, congratulations, let me add one on the house." "No thanks!" said the man "If 4 shots won`t get this taste outta my mouth, I don`t see what 5 would do."

Timothy Great joke loved it!

A man walks up to the bartender and says, "I want 50 shots of straight jack." He then proceeds to drink them all in less than 5 minutes. The bartender says, "WOW! I've never seen anyone drink that much that fast." The man replies, "you would drink that fast if you had what I have." "What do you have?" The bartender asks. "50 cents" the man replies

lol!!!GOOD ONE!!!!