Fictional women online

by Jason   Feb 16, 2008


I can't stand fictional people on the net.
The type of people who claim to be women.
They claim they wanna be my friend.
They even turn around with a fake "I love you Jason."

These women are suspicious.
They must think I'm stupid and desperate for love.
I have a college BA for a reason.
If a woman gives me one-line statements and types like a kid,
She is far from being real.

If she ignores my Q's and hardly gives me answers,
She can't be real.
If she doesn't even say much about herself,
She can't be real.

The friend I met online last year is a 100 percent real woman.
I know this because we talked on the phone multiple times.
Even now when we reach each other by phone,
Her voice is always the same on our chats.
I hope you know of men who attempt to sound like women on the phone.

I'm not exactly desperate for a friend either.
Because I have one.
If my dreams do come true one day,
She is the only woman who I want to enjoy life with.

If my dreams don't come true with her, I'd rather be single
Than trying to find a sister who is real and isn't a liar.
Believe me,
It's rare meeting a sister who is as mature as my friend.

As for these men pretending to be women online,
Get a life.
Get a job.
You dudes need to be behind bars for using love
As a way of scamming single men online who fall for you!

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