Humpty Dumpty did NOT just fall off the castle wall, He was MURDERED!!! As it goes, the Queen had ordered breakfast in bed, "one egg over easy and a huge sausage". Humpty, ( being hard of hearing ) thought he heard the Queen say, "one egg over Her easy With a huge sausage). So Humpty took it upon himself to honor the Queen with his presence....But before Humpty could finish with our surprised Queen, her King came crashing through the door! Humpty jumped up and flew out the window, and rolled down the dirt, as he got up to run for the castle walls he heard sounds of clanking, tinkling and a dog barking! So intent on escaping the Kings wrath he didn't stop to turn around! Finally reaching the castle walls he sat for just a moment, when something or someone PUSHED HIM!!!! NEWS FLASH!!!! It seems we have 2 witnesses with some important info about the of death of Humpty Dumpty! The Cat with the Fiddle and the Cow that jumped over the Moon came forward the other day to reveal to the Fairy Tale Authorities (our very own Mother Goose ) that they saw the whole thing!! And now the Dish that ran away with the Spoon are both wanted for questioning and the Little Dog that Laughed has mysteriously disappeared!!! Nothing get passed this Fairy Tale Tabby, ....FOR MORE NEWS AND GOSSIP ON THE RICH AND FAMOUS OF FAIRY TALE LAND JUST SUBSCRIBE BY LAUGHING (lol) Whispered by Whisperin2u
