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I sit in bath
with my rubber ducky
i need bubbles
oh i am so lucky

i love my rubber ducky
he is so nice
he makes me feel so lucky
he taste a bit like rice

oh no i ate my ducky
now I'm not so lucky
my ducky is now dead
oh well I'll play with Fred

Freddy is my Teddie
he can swim so fast
he can sit like a floatie
but he to is in the past

cos i poked him with my pen
poor little Freddy
he was like most men
i say bye bye teddy

now my baths are lonely
and i have no fun
cos my friends are phony
and i don't have a gun