World's Most Accomplished Liar

by 0osomedayo0   May 6, 2008


Congratulations, this is great
You've won this fair and square
I have to say that you deserve it
And for me to present it is only fair
After all i recommended u
I thought u were the best
Only you could swing this thing
And you have passed the test.
So here it is you cheating scum
Whom i USED to love and desire
To my precious, evil, idiot pet
Congrats
You're the World's Most Accomplished Liar.

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  • 16 years ago

    by Mackenzie

    Okay. i am absolutely LOVING this poem.. and the meaning.. and everything. lol. but here are a few pointers. if u fix these.. then i give it a 5/5. until then.. unrated.

    Congratulations! This is great!
    Why, you've won this fair and square.
    I have to say you truly deserve it.
    And for me to present it, is only fair
    After all, I recommended you,
    I thought you were the best!
    Only you could swing this thing,
    And you have passed the test.
    So here it is you cheating scum,
    Whom I USED to love and desire
    To my precious, evil, idiot pet
    Congrats!
    You're the World's Most Accomplished Liar.

  • 16 years ago

    by girlnextdoor

    I'm definatly liking this poem:) Way to go girl, we have to show those filthy lying boys how scumy they really are;)

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