PC

PC.....

I turned on my PC today,
And went to make some tea.
It took so long to load up.
I could have swum the Irish Sea.

So I phone a friend and ask him,
What do you think I should do.
He bombarded me with questions,
But I haven't got a clue.

Did you do your virus check,
I couldn't get to see the Doc.
I can almost hear whats on his mind,
I should be in a room with a lock.

Have you checked the cookies,
ooh they were lovely with my tea.
I hear him sigh, and shout down the phone,
LEAVE IT I'LL COME AND SEE.

So here I sit waiting,
And pick up my paper and pen.
And start to write this poem,
I can't get in trouble with them.