I was out walking in the country,
When I saw a Llama,
It was out resting in its field,
Chewing on a banana,
It turned and said "Hello sir,
How are you today?",
I looked at him quite strangely,
And tried to back away,
"A talking Llama?" I said out loud,
"How very very odd,
Are you the only one in existence?",
And he replied with a nod,
"I am sir, yes indeed,
Yes indeedy-doo,
The only one to ever speak,
If they only knew,
I could have been a movie star,
Or had a pop career,
But all I do is eat bananas!",
He said with a sneer,
"I lie here in my field all day,
Waiting for a part,
A part in a west end musical,
My acting career needs to start,
Perhaps its meant to be this way,
Maybe fame isnt for me,
Im trying to be someone else,
I will never get to be",
And with that I turned and ran away,
As fast as I could go,
I hope I see that dear Llama again,
As long as its not tomorrow.