There was an orange
a beautiful orange
there was a door hinge
a rusty door hinge
they were in love
they went on dates
to dinner and the movies
but one night
while watching the stars
the orange saw a cow
the cow was radiant and glowed with inner beauty
and the orange fell in love with the cow
the door hinge was crushed ):
he wept and balled
and cryed in the fetal position
but the orange did not love him anymore
the cow saw the orange
he thought she was beautiful
they became great friends
and one day the cow fell in love with the orange
and they lived happily ever after (:
and the door hinge went on to marry a hedgehog
and live in sweden with his wife and 6 kids
