There was a robber who lived on a ship with his wife.
his wife was terribly ugly and fat
no one loved her not even the cat.
the robber would steal her things to make her beautiful.
one day when he went to town to steal something
he saw this beautiful woman. she was very mean
but she wasn't as awful looking as his wife
so he fell in love.
she did not love him though.
so he went back to loving his wife.
