The rap of chump and scruffy.

by Unamed   Jun 4, 2008


---2 christmases ago me and my cousin got these 2 identical stuffed animals (dogs).and we made a funny rap with them. (chump was mine and scruffy was hers.)---

Chump:
Yo, yo,yo!
my name is chump,
and i like it too,
this little lady right there gave it to me.
It goes down deep,deep in the soul.
Me and my friend scruffy like to watch TV.

Scruffy:
Word!
We like to party
so we get to school tardy.
While our principals get sad,
our mothers get mad,
and while our mothers get mad,
our fathers get glad,
cuz he thinks we have a good Rep-u-tation!

Chump:
Now we live in da hood,
now dont think thats good!
We eat from the trash,
what we dont eat we stash,
we give it to our mothers,
so she can feed our brothers!

Scruffy:
Now that's the end of our song,
next time sing along!
Next time you see our mothers in a thong,
tell her...
We da BOMB!!

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i know this is like soooo bad, but it makes us laugh at our stupidity. haha, its what we do when we r bored.

hope it made u laugh!

Aly

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  • 15 years ago

    by Mark

    Hahahahaha

    I gave a 5/5 .. that was funny lol

    Oh god.. my stomach.. lol

  • 15 years ago

    by vikki

    Thats funny. so how old were you when you made it up?

  • 15 years ago

    by Mackenzie

    This was so funny. i was cracking up.

    this is my favorite stanza....

    Now that's the end of our song,
    next time sing along!
    Next time you see our mothers in a thong,
    tell her...
    We da BOMB!!

    5/5

    greatt job&&keep it up.
    much love,
    mac.<3
    [.just.another.silly.teenage.girl.]