You can be comforted by the fact I haven't bought a bikini

by David   Jul 9, 2008

You can be comforted by the fact I haven't bought a bikini
Men buying bikini's?! Should be considered a felony
The only reason they should buy them at all. . .
Is for their girlfriends! Buying gifts at the mall

Well I haven't bought a bikini; you can be comforted by that
Yes I 've gone shopping, but only for some jeans or a smart top hat!
Don't want to know how I look in girls small swimwear,
Or guys drooling over me? Yuck, look over there!
No it just wouldn't feel right; I'm definitely not gay,
Pure and simple, I just don't swing that way

Note my fellow reader and note it as such
I'm not up for man-to-man huggings or touch
I don't have any problem with people being gay.
Just emphasizing that I don't swing that way

But other people may swing or do as they please.
Private if could, to extinguish those thoughts and to put my mind at ease
I simply say it's their decision and choice
These are only my thoughts that I decided to voice. . .


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  • 14 years ago

    by HvN

    Awesome, going on my favorites!


  • 14 years ago

    by cherry

    Wrong category

  • 14 years ago

    by Ingrid

    Ha ha silly you, David.
    This poem is really funny, although I must point out that I happen to think gay people are just as normal as straight ones. In my country gay people get married and have children just like any other couple. But I realize that this is not as common in other parts of the world.
    I would love to see you in a bikini, though....It would look really funny on a boy as masculine as you, lololol!

    Love, Ingrid

  • 14 years ago

    by Ashley

    One out of one :P

  • 14 years ago

    by Ashley

    Um yuck