I'm so sorry teddy!

Toilet paper, toilet paper!
where for are thou toilet paper?
I sit here, waiting.
in need of something to wipe my bottom with.
one drop, two drop, three drop thats it.
I look to the roll...
Oh no!
Help!!!!!
I am stranded, I must wait for it to dry!
I wonder how long I will be here...
maybe until I die?
I would haunt this toilet.
Actually that might be fun.
I will ponder this thought as i sit atop,
Stranded on this toilet.
"knock! knock!"
Oh my who is that!
its my mom and she has brought me...
some toys?
but I am in no need of toys,
I need toilet paper!
"Well too bad we don't have any, now wipe down with your teddy, and get ready for school."
I'm so sorry teddy!