I Know All About Life

Bring the knife
To kill you wife
Only this way
You can live your life

Bring the spoon
And eat the moon
Only this way
You can be happy soon

Bring the fork
To eat the pork
Only this way
You can be a dork

Bring the dish
And make a wish
Only this way
You can be a fish

Take the pain
Don't come again
Only this way
You can save you brain

I am smart
And I can fart
If you start
I Will eat your heart

I know about life
With the knife
I know about life
Without my wife
Without salt you can't kill the snail
Without a boat you can never sail
And If you don't.. tell me how
tell me now
how?
will you kill the whale??

I know about life
I know about pain
If you vote for me
I will write again!!

Thank you!!