XXluv iz painXx made me write it and post it...

I know i can't rhyme
cause i got no time
I gotta stop crime
uhh! a dime

I'm a superhero
and my nemesis,
his name is subzero.

I'm a superhero,
my powers include flying
while crying,
skipping,
and skinny dipping.

I have no weakness,
except...
I think I overslept,
anyways my weakness
is being hit with a rose
and I can't touch my toes.