If at first...

When looking for a girlfriend I
Would find that most would pass me by.

With some I hoped I'd make a connection,
Till small faults led to me rejection.

With Jennifer I had a chance,
Until she found out I could't dance.

I hoped for better things with Glennis,
Until she watched me lose at tennis.

With Sue I thought I had affinity,
But she then looked for masculinity.

And I got no responce from Kate,
When I forgot to take money on a date.

Unlike Sally who left me rudely,
Complaining that I kissed her too crudely.

Now having sufferd real despair,
I've met a girl who's all too rare.

For Jill's ignored romantic sham,
And has married me for what I am.