Guys

I remember when i was just a girl
didn't have a care in the world about boys
All i wanted them to do
was stay away from my toys!

But now it's different don't you see?
They're everywhere, it's madness!
And it seems that all they're really good for
is causing us girls' sadness. "

It's like a trap, set just for us
that snaps shut when we think we're okay
sometimes it gets so outrageous
it seems it'd be easier to just go gay!

I'm not saying I don't like guys
I'm saying I wish i didn't!
I'm saying sometimes it seems
this pain is infinite