The Random Poem That Makes Absolutley No Sense At All

by Travis   Sep 6, 2008

I have a sneeze
I hate the smell of Frabreeze
I like monkeys
They remind me of donkeys
Don't ask why i said that
I just sit back and be fat
I have to go soon
So while I'm here I'll just shoot ya all the moon
Obviously you can tell i am bored
I just want to yank that cored
To all my fellow peeps
I play for keeps
Sometimes it's not cool being tall
Some people trip me and yell "timmmberrrr" as i fall
Go ahead laugh all you want
I want to go to the capital of Vermont
They say you'll never make it in life
I just hang out with my co-wife
I realize that this poem has no sense at all
I just keep bouncing this ball
Eventually George will come back asking for a nickel
And I'll just say I'll trade ya for a pickle
Don't fear the reaper
Your mom here is a sure keeper.
Don't get too much high on life
I'll sit here and be and try to cut steak with a butter knife
You don't want to be in no mans land
Cause I am a pro at Rock Band
Just sit there and enjoy the show
I think the cops are after you, you might wanna lay low
I hope you enjoyed all my eye-popping rhymes
Well I'd like to stay but i must go be a partner in crime.
thank you everyone, it was a pleasure writing this
I hope you all have a extraordinary day.


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Latest Comments

  • 10 years ago

    by Of Sweet Insanity


    *falls over laughing*
    I LOVE IT.


  • 11 years ago

    by Seani

    good1 :-P i liked it...


  • 11 years ago

    by JustKristina

    Ohhh my.. haha!

    Well you can tell that you obviously has some ((major)) fun writing this.
    It made no sense.
    And it was so totally random.
    Which basically made it all the more better ((more better?...))

    haha! wow.. your a pro at rhyming..
    Keep it up!
    This was great.
    and Hey....thanks for makin me smile.
    I needed it.

  • 11 years ago

    by BrOkeN HeArt Can kill

    Lolzz it is funny

  • That is SO random yet SO good!!! i love it... LoLz. i really needed a laugh nd tis was perfect! YAI