Please

I can't please Sam cuz I'm no good
And Max is perfect, no one could
Self righteous fools, not worth my time
And yet I can't say I don't try
To please them all, and Joey too
It's sick to watch what I go through
And George knows better, I'm a waste
To many problems left unfaced
And I can't even please myself
Cuz I can't please everyone else.