Jeremy is disgusting!

by Seani   Oct 9, 2008


Jeremy is horrid, Jeremy is vile.
"I know I am!" says Jeremy,
With a wicked leering smile.
I like to squeeze my pimples,
I like to pick my nose,
I like to scratch my bottom,
And chew my smelly toes.
I like to cross my eyes,
And make my fingers crack,
I am good at all these horrid things,
And I really think it's great to chew my fingernails,
And spit them on my plate!
He talks through stuffed mouthfuls,
Snatching food, he grabs, while rolling up his trousers
And picking off his scabs!

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  • 15 years ago

    by Libbeeeee

    Omgee!
    I love that.
    =]