Time to cool down the ganxta (true story)

by Mary   Feb 4, 2009


So in the last couple of weeks, I have been bustin out my ganxta a little too much. I managed to get myself 3 OAS (Operating After Suspension) tickets less than a week apart. Today (1/13), the Po-lice tried to calm down my ganxta but things got a little rugged. Fleeing from the Po-lice is never a good idea. If you try and run, don't crash into a snow bank, get out, and run to the other side of the car. The Po-lice don't believe that you weren't the one driving when you are the only one out of the car and there are snow prints leading from the drivers door to right under you. Jake says I can't be a pirate anymore and now my ride is on every wanted poster in the state, radar is enforced and they are trying to calm my ganxta. Long story short, the ganxa needs to be calmed down because I am racking up tickets way faster than I can pay for them.

UPDATE (2/3): So I got pulled over again yesterday and now my tickets are called something else because I have more than 6. He said the next time I get pulled over I go to jail on the spot. The Po-lice are pissed that the ganxta hasn't cooled off yet, they are counting down the days they get to throw down the lock-down on me. They restrained the ganxta once and it wasn't too bad, but it was only for 14 hours. I know they are pissed and I think they are looking at throwin me in for weeks or even months. Jake said the spanking of justice did no good, and I am next in line for the paddle of justice.

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