Green slimy goo

From time to time,
from chime to slime
I'm a oozy slippery drop,
Of green slimy goo
I pee sprite & I Poo coke,
But there is one thing I will never do
I regret this the most,
But the secret is I will never eat pizza or cake
Yep that is my secret.

By Osita Odili