Therapists (short)

They always say, "I'm here for you."
If only this statement were true
Counslers, therapists all the same
The drugs they force in you are to blame

They sell you fake ideas and help books
But in the hall they just give you odd looks
They force themselves into you private life
The don't really care if you pick a knife

People in therapy are not looking for any pills
They are looking for help so don't have to write their wills