To An Original Prankster

Oh to you, you thing of beauty
How many must fall before thee
A crash, a bang, a laugh, a clang
The hospital ask "you rang?"

We hear a thud
There may be blood
Laughter follows
Pride is swallowed

So many casualties you cause
You deserve a round of applause
You provide hours of laughter
End happily ever after

You make many take it on the chin
This one's for you, oh banana skin